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The part of a restraint system (seat belt, harness, etc) that goes between the legs. commonly refered to as a "croch strap".

When I went on the sky swing, the seatbelt included a nookser to keep me from sliding under it.

nookser by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

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nookser

Nookser (newk ser): The part of a seat belt, harness, or other restraining device that goes in between the legs.

When we took a ride on the sky swing, there was a nookser that prevented us from slipping under the seat belt.

nookser by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

Related Words

nookser • nooker • Nooser • noobser • Nookerella • Nookery • nookler • nookster • nooserath • noosery

noosery

When you get snaked so hard you actually get lynched

My teacher just gave us a pop quiz! What is this noosery?

noosery by Lynch Me April 18, 2017

Nitty Nookers

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

Nitty Nookers by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

Nooker

An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example

Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?

Nooker by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011

Nookery

Nookery is a portmanteau of 'Nook' and 'crookery' popularised by the famously fraudulent character Tom Nook from the Animal Crossing game series. He forces you to continue upgrading your home drastically increasing the price each time. Then you have to work for him and do jobs - UNPAID! Thus, Nook the Crook created his own business strategy of Nookery... Watch out for the racoons.

Darn it, you and your Nookery, you should go to a deserted island and make people pay extortionate amounts for pears!

Nookery by Nookster May 19, 2020

nooker

a no-charge hooker

Scott:" you want some? its free"
Kenny: "no thanks im not into nookers"

nooker by boinblue March 8, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026