noodlin'

After a good night of drinking your penis is enable to become fully erected and therefore you are not able to penatrate the vagina. "noodlin"

I drink so much last night my penis became a noodle and I couldn't get it in. "noodlin'"

by Harry "pinball" Carry March 05, 2012

noodlin'

Idle internet-surfing, game-playing or practicing of a casual hobby--what someone does when they are done with or avoiding work. Temporary busywork or diversions. Can be used as a descriptor, and a verb.

"Yeah, I finishing my work, I think I'm just going to spend my time noodlin' now."

"I'm such a procrastinator. I spent my time noodlin' instead of writing the paper."

by mrayb October 16, 2009

noodlin

The act of catfishing with your bare hands.

Me and Billy are going noodlin after work.

by Holloway11b June 22, 2010

Noodlin'

a southern redneck sport involving shoving your hand in a catfish nest underwater hoping it will bite your hand. after the fish bites your hand you grab it's jawbone and pull it out.

...That crazy ass redneck is noodlin'

by JKMK August 10, 2010

noodlin

what fags do.

Those fags that live in windam noodlin all the time.

by jimmy2step March 30, 2004

Squatch noodlin

An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.

Howdy, wanna go squatch noodlin?

by Mel Hung April 18, 2016

noodlin' in the 'cuzzi

When you're hot tubbin' with some church bros circle jerkin' and plugging holes.

Those guys out in Seattle sure love noodlin' in the 'cuzzi!

by EricTHEBruce July 09, 2012