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what fags do.
Those fags that live in windam noodlin all the time.
noodlin by jimmy2step March 29, 2004
Having sex with a limp dick . limp noodle fucking .
I busted quik so i was Noodlin' my sis so she could get hers
Noodlin by sislovesmedia February 24, 2023

noodlin' 

After a good night of drinking your penis is enable to become fully erected and therefore you are not able to penatrate the vagina. "noodlin"
I drink so much last night my penis became a noodle and I couldn't get it in. "noodlin'"

noodlin' 

Idle internet-surfing, game-playing or practicing of a casual hobby--what someone does when they are done with or avoiding work. Temporary busywork or diversions. Can be used as a descriptor, and a verb.
"Yeah, I finishing my work, I think I'm just going to spend my time noodlin' now."

"I'm such a procrastinator. I spent my time noodlin' instead of writing the paper."
noodlin' by mrayb October 16, 2009

Noodlin' 

a southern redneck sport involving shoving your hand in a catfish nest underwater hoping it will bite your hand. after the fish bites your hand you grab it's jawbone and pull it out.
...That crazy ass redneck is noodlin'
Noodlin' by JKMK August 10, 2010

noodlin' in the 'cuzzi

When you're hot tubbin' with some church bros circle jerkin' and plugging holes.
Those guys out in Seattle sure love noodlin' in the 'cuzzi!