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Noodlenut 

Mitch is a noodlenut
Noodlenut by Tee Ant June 26, 2021

noodlenose 

An term of endearment one uses when addressing one who is very comely. This word has been connected with British royalty as King Henry used it to his six wives. It is also rumored that Prince Charles has used this term to address his girlfriend. This word passed down from royalty has not yet gained popularity amongst the plebeians, but a select few scholarly people has adopted it for their own use to address their own loved ones. It is rumored that when a male address a female by "noodlenose" it has the power of undressing the female.

Only a selected few females in the history of the world have been grace with the honor of being addressed noodlenose. It is truly a privilege and those select few should be most thankful. Only females of the highest caliber and upmost beauty are granted the honor the this title.
Mer,
I love you noodlenose.
Kevin


Prince Charles: Why Noodlenose, would you like to join me and the queen... I mean my mother for dinner tonight.

man: yo noodlenose, youse a sexybeast.
Police Officer: have that man arrested, he is a mere commoner desecrating this royal title.
noodlenose by Kaytozee December 30, 2008

Noodlemuffin 

the meaning is unknown, but it is a very sexy word. it can be used as a positive compliment
"Your a noodlemuffin"
Noodlemuffin by Helen - holsa January 1, 2009

noodlefucka 

any shady or untrustworthy individual, ie a skank, sleeze, busto, bitch-ass punk, etc.
"Did you here what Ronnie did behind Michelle's back? He is such a noodlefucka!"
noodlefucka by Jake Heyer October 14, 2008

Noodlefuck

To have sex with an insufficient erection.
You call that wood? That was a noodlefuck.

Noodlejuice 

A hot, murky brown liquid, the byproduct of noodles and hot water.
After I finished my noodle cup, I drank the noodlejuice.
Noodlejuice by Tailsfan44 August 11, 2014
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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