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noodlenose 

An term of endearment one uses when addressing one who is very comely. This word has been connected with British royalty as King Henry used it to his six wives. It is also rumored that Prince Charles has used this term to address his girlfriend. This word passed down from royalty has not yet gained popularity amongst the plebeians, but a select few scholarly people has adopted it for their own use to address their own loved ones. It is rumored that when a male address a female by "noodlenose" it has the power of undressing the female.

Only a selected few females in the history of the world have been grace with the honor of being addressed noodlenose. It is truly a privilege and those select few should be most thankful. Only females of the highest caliber and upmost beauty are granted the honor the this title.
Mer,
I love you noodlenose.
Kevin


Prince Charles: Why Noodlenose, would you like to join me and the queen... I mean my mother for dinner tonight.

man: yo noodlenose, youse a sexybeast.
Police Officer: have that man arrested, he is a mere commoner desecrating this royal title.
noodlenose by Kaytozee December 30, 2008
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Needlenose 

A person whose methodical, over-disciplined ways continually irritate neighbors and co-workers by this person insistance of the same attention to detail and order from others. A person who is so consumed by the repetitiveness of his work that he he takes things too seriously and sucks the life out of the laughter and fun around him. A person so detailed, he misses the big picture.
Mr. Doe, a Needlenose, wrote a bullet-pointed list about a bullet pointed list and proceeded to instruct someone to put out a fire by first telling the person to identify the temperature in the room compared to the adjoining room, divided by the height of the flame minus the number of flames...and once identified, with your left hand, grab a bucket, and toss 1,233 scoops of water with a coffee scoop. Proceed to pour onto open flame.
Needlenose by SevenDeez July 22, 2010

noodlesexual 

A guy who gets with a girl who looks like a guy he knows.
Newel is a noodlesexual
noodlesexual by Lo9nytunes January 28, 2016

Noodlesexual 

A cuckold who falls for younger girls when he's at 50's.hes also rejected by luffi
Don't be a noodlesexual
Noodlesexual by Xyzboy January 26, 2023

nebraska noodlehole 

When you can't get your dick up, but you fuck her anyways.
gave my girlfriend a nebraska noodlehole last night and she didn't even know.

nurdlenose 

a word describing a lame person

can be used for as derogatory person, animal, or thing
you nurdlenose!
nurdlenose by scorpions December 6, 2010

NOODLE NOSE 

A PERSON WHO FREAKS OUT OVER EVERYTHING!!! A SPAZ WHO SMOKE EVERY 5 MIN OF THE DAY. WILL SLEEP WITH UR BOYFRIEND AND IS TRAILER ALL THE WAY!!!!!
NOODLE NOSE by SEXY MAMA 4 OBAMA January 19, 2009