noodledick
An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.
noodledick by Jsims December 6, 2006
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noodlebacking
When someone claims to have changed old behavior, but is actively engaging in said behavior secretly. This term can be used in a variety of circumstances, but is particularly appropriate when referring to sexual relationships between clients within a rehab center.
Tim told me he wasn't flirting with Sarah anymore, but I caught them talking dirty over facetime - he's noodlebacking hard.
noodlebacking by inshades May 21, 2020
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needledick
needledick by j.s. June 7, 2004
niddledickin
Doing anything but what you should be doing; a form of procrastination; to be irresponsible; un-knowledgable about something you are currently doing
I asked Tommy to get back to work three times now, but he's just still over there niddledickin around.
I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?
I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?
niddledickin by Jaysu July 27, 2017
NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER
a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003
needledick
needledick by Revolutionary July 5, 2003
needledick pothead
There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.
But the moral of the story is,
Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'
well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.
and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;
But the moral of the story is,
Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'
well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.
and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;
Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.
Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)
Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)
needledick pothead by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011