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niddledicker

Someone who is always dickin around doing everything but what he should be doing.
Nikki is such a niddledicker, taking forever at Walmart when she’s supposed to be picking up her kids.
by Jaysu June 29, 2023
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middledicker

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.
"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."
by Dicker November 11, 2013
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niddledickin

Doing anything but what you should be doing; a form of procrastination; to be irresponsible; un-knowledgable about something you are currently doing
I asked Tommy to get back to work three times now, but he's just still over there niddledickin around.

I work for a software company and sometimes people call in that know nothing about the product, just a bunch of niddledickers, ya know?
by Jaysu July 27, 2017
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Needledickery

Needledickery is the act of behaving like or having a needledick.
Usually it is said to describe white rich kids who get anything they want without asking twice.
Often, it can be interchanged with douchebaggery .
It means practically the same thing, except it's slightly more derogatory.
Carmen: (to Princeton) "Dude, you're being a total needledick right now. Cut it out."
Frank: "Yeah. There's no need to be so full of needledickery."
Princeton: "Shut the fuck up! I'm not full of needledickery or whatever the hell you're saying."
Carmen: "Uhh. Yeah. You're up to your eyes in neeedledickery".
Princeton: (throws up on Carmen's shoes)
Carmen: "Eww. That's so gross!"
Frank: (To Princeton) "You still think you're not full of needledickery?"
by ChannelingJ-Woww. August 30, 2010
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nickledicker

A cheap ass person who doesn’t spend money on his/ her vehicle
He declined the recommended service, must be a nickledicker.
by Tony-2 March 11, 2021
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