noodeling

A popular southern pastime typically performed by overweight and/or unemployed men consisting of wading through brackish water and thrusting ones bare hand into a hallow stump where a catfish will latch on. The catfish is then pulled from the water and placed in a flat-bottomed canoe next to the Budweiser.

Ya'll wan ta go noodeling.

noodeling by Brother Jones February 10, 2008

Pool Noodling 

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle

Jake was pool noodling me last night.

Pool Noodling by FunP4President December 3, 2022

Pool Noodling 

Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.

He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night

Pool Noodling by labraptor December 3, 2022

noobling 

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.

Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz

noobling by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010

nooding 

The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.

I'll tell you the secret to making the other person feel like you are listening to them and are interested in what they are saying... It's Nooding. You can get anywhere in life from this tip!

LOL really? It's that simple?

Yes, duh, that's how I got you engaged in this convo lel

nooding by Meeep ^^ October 22, 2015

noodling 

A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.

Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.

noodling by MazurkaMatt June 18, 2006

noobling 

1. The offspring of a noob.

2. someone who is new to being a noob.

I saw you and your nooblings at the video store yesterday.

noobling by Yah-Set February 5, 2008