noobstake 

Whenever someone makes a beginners mistake when they themselves are not beginners (noob)

Damn dude you jumped in the lava you made a total noobstake.

noobstake by superfunnybeaner March 16, 2009

noobskates 

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

noobcake 

From new (with b as in freebie).] + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."

noobcake by Infandus December 15, 2008

noobstain 

1.A new word for noob, for those who get bored of the typical noob insults.

2.A noob that is particularily annoying and wont leave you alone ever.

"That guy just won't go away, he's such a noobstain."

noobstain by limedude February 19, 2007

noobslayer 

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.

Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER

noobslayer by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008

noobastake

Is said of a mistake that was made by a newbie.

Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.

Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012

Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-fee ATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!

noobastake by LeDur February 7, 2013

noobsak 

A dirty sak of noobs

worse than being a noob

Joe: are you still master of your domain?

Liam: No

Joe: Haha! noobsak

noobsak by noobsak October 28, 2009