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noobastake

Is said of a mistake that was made by a newbie.

Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.

Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012
Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-fee ATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!
noobastake by LeDur February 7, 2013
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noobstake 

Whenever someone makes a beginners mistake when they themselves are not beginners (noob)
Damn dude you jumped in the lava you made a total noobstake.
noobstake by superfunnybeaner March 16, 2009
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noobastank 

This word is from the music band Hoobastank but the H is remplaced by a N so it makes Noobastank! Not so much used well it was invented by meh
pwner-lolololzz!!!!1111»!!oneoneleneven i pwned this Noobastank

noobastank- :-( ur mean
noobastank by Joshy!!!!! December 6, 2006

noobastien  

a noobular person who is also a nerd
bob is such a noobastien look at him hit the books
noobastien by Leo Martirano December 20, 2008

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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