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noobstench

The stench that fills a room when a noob walks in. Everyone can sense it, most people don't notice it.
Shaun walks into the room.

Mark:WTF? Somebodies got noobstench!

Sam:Wasn't me

Kevin:Wasn't me either

Shaun:What's noobstench? You sure? I love naruto!
noobstench by WIGGAJIGGANIGGA July 30, 2008

Noobshant 

(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.
Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?

Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?

Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?

Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.

Joe: You are such a Noobshant.
A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.
Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"
Noobskank by Koby D January 11, 2009

noorsaint 

A beautiful ,funny girl with long pretty hair and a dirty mind and she has a great smile
She is just like noorsaint
noorsaint by blah22333 May 14, 2015
The Controller for a Console.
(Xbox, PS, Wii) etc.
Using the term Noobstick usually comes from the rather entitled Keyboard and Mouse user.
As used in Pure Pwnage by Jeremy.
Yeah id rather be using my Keyboard and Mouse next to this Noobstick.
Noobstick by OnFiRe. December 29, 2007

noobslinger

A noob-slinger is one who kills many noobs in a video game. i.e. Call of Duty 4 & 5, Resistance and Resistance 2, Killzone, etc.
the term "noob" is simply another way to spell "newb", which is short for "newbie". The "slinger" part of the word originally came from Gun Slinger. A noob-slinger is simply a highly skilled player who kills the other layers with ease.
noobslinger: adjective; noun Dude you are such a noobslinger!
noobsling: verb; adverb You better watch out before I noobsling you!
noobslung: verb, past You just got noobslung!
noobslinging: verb; adverb Lets go noobslinging!
noobslinger by noobslinger February 19, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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