noobsocks 

Variation of "noob" that can only be used when directly insulting someone, preferably to replace the person's name.

"just learn the humor is in a kitty saying it and in the phrase being said as coming from a douchebag, not a sprightly moral fellow, noobsocks."

"good job, noobsocks."

"hey noobsocks, get the hell outta here."

noobsocks by mr. turd furgeson January 11, 2010

NoobJock 

A special brand of Noob or Newbie. Someone who has been playing a game for over a year, yet still has all the qualities of a Noob.

Some NoobJock named BlowMe, just TeamKilled me on Halo because I had the fucking Sniper Rifle.

NoobJock by Sam November 2, 2004

Noobsack 

Too call someone a noob, but adding a sack at the end. You can say this to anyone and not just beginners at a game. You can also add sack to anything at the end of a word and it will be perfect.

Man, Jim you are such a noobsack. Pray to da Cod Fish mang.

Noobsack by Infinit3 September 14, 2012

noobsack 

Another definition of Tom Care

God he as much as a noobsack as a 'Tom Care'!

noobsack by Rest of the World and Some More October 22, 2003

Nobsocket

Nobsocket: arsehole (literally, socket to put your nob/dick in).

•There are a lot of nobsockets in America (about 1/3 of the population) supporting the biggest nobsocket of them all, however most Britains know him better as the cockwomble who leads the U.S.

•Many believe they are patriots but there are some nobsockets protesting with their guns and confederate flags to open up bars and nightclubs during the pandemic because they care only for themselves, while others protest for other various reasons

•True patriots are not nobsockets because they care for all Americans - the weak, poor, sick and elderly, no matter what race or ethnicity they are. They also believe that the one known as a cockwomble and the politicians supporting his behavior are also nobsockets.

•According to the rule of law as our founding fathers laid down in the Constitution, no person, even a cockwomble or a nobsocket, however powerful or talented, can be allowed to act as if he were superior to the law of the land.
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Nobsocket by Cassidy Church May 27, 2020

Noobshock

In 1995, Noobshock was chosen by Empire as one of the 25 sexiest stars in film history. He has also twice been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People in 1995 and 2000. Noobshock has appeared on the annual Celebrity 100 list by Forbes in 2006 and 2007, at No. 20 and No. 5. In 2007, he was listed among the Time 100, a compilation of the 100 most influential people in the world, as selected annually by Time.
He is currently the best elemental shaman in World of Warcraft.

Yo I crit like Noobshock!

Noobshock by redtomato April 12, 2009

noobsack 

Of or pertaining to a person whom can be described as both a noobie n00b, and as male genetalia. Describes people who continually display themselves as being inexperienced, selfish, stupid, insane, and/or are a smacktard.

c0de tried to launch a plane off an aircraft carrier but failed miserably. God he's a noobsack.

noobsack by c0de October 20, 2003