Noobshock

In 1995, Noobshock was chosen by Empire as one of the 25 sexiest stars in film history. He has also twice been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People in 1995 and 2000. Noobshock has appeared on the annual Celebrity 100 list by Forbes in 2006 and 2007, at No. 20 and No. 5. In 2007, he was listed among the Time 100, a compilation of the 100 most influential people in the world, as selected annually by Time.
He is currently the best elemental shaman in World of Warcraft.

Yo I crit like Noobshock!

by redtomato April 12, 2009

NoobJock

A special brand of Noob or Newbie. Someone who has been playing a game for over a year, yet still has all the qualities of a Noob.

Some NoobJock named BlowMe, just TeamKilled me on Halo because I had the fucking Sniper Rifle.

by Sam November 2, 2004

noobshack

A server that houses mostly noobs. Those who are not noobs are a-holes who like getting cheap points.

-K/d?*
-22/1!
-Hax?
-Noobshack.

* K/d = kill to death ratio in an online shooter.

by isselman2000 September 13, 2009

Noobsack

Too call someone a noob, but adding a sack at the end. You can say this to anyone and not just beginners at a game. You can also add sack to anything at the end of a word and it will be perfect.

Man, Jim you are such a noobsack. Pray to da Cod Fish mang.

by Infinit3 September 14, 2012

Noobstick

The Controller for a Console.
(Xbox, PS, Wii) etc.
Using the term Noobstick usually comes from the rather entitled Keyboard and Mouse user.
As used in Pure Pwnage by Jeremy.

Yeah id rather be using my Keyboard and Mouse next to this Noobstick.

by OnFiRe. December 29, 2007

Noobstack

In online gaming, shoving all of the noobs on the losing team

In some situations, a noobstack occurs on the winning team to balance the teams to make for a better match.

cockygamer1: lets topple their noobstack
cockygamer2: easier done than said, bro

by +RM February 6, 2009

Nubshocker

Similar to a "shocker" or "pirate key," except the individual performing the act is missing parts of his/her fingers. Fingers and nubs are simultaneously inserted into the vagina and anus of the female receiver.

That girl was a freak and fingering her wasn't enough, so I busted out the nubshocker and stuffed 2 of my finger nubs in her ass.

by Jt81 September 9, 2016