noobies 

the crumbs that are left over at the bottom of a bag of chips

"hey, are you going to eat those noobies?

noobies by dirtydanny January 12, 2009

noobies 

(1).Boobies found upon the chest of a noob, most likely a fat one.
(2).Breasts of an obese nerd and/or geek.

Guy 1: Hey dude, look at that nerd run, it's like there's a Best Buy sale going on!
Guy 2: HAHA Yeah! Looks like a nerdy Baywatch episode with his noobies flopping around like that.

noobies by niteC May 7, 2007

noobie cheese 

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.

"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)

noobie cheese by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007

noobist colony 

A large group of inferior homo sapiens

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.

noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005

Tough Noogies 

like saying too bad, i don't give a shit, or give it a rest it's not happening

Nancy: I thought we were going to spend some time together tonight.
Todd: Tough noogies toots, I got better things to do.

Tough Noogies by DWadds April 1, 2008

noobishness 

1. noobish behavior.
2. a noobish act or idea.
2. The atmosphere of a place inhabited by noobs

Guy1: That guy keeps team killing
(Noob shoots him in head)
Guy2: Oh my God!!! Stop this noobishness!

Noob:Look at this! I got Recon armor!!!
Guy: Dude, cut the noobishness.

I quit because the pregame lobby was filled with noobishness.

noobishness by 1337357 N008 May 8, 2008

Noobistry 

Noobistry --- The art of loosing your noob.

When a gamer finally learns how to play the basics and stop all the noobie moments of being dead all the time, asking questions constantly, aggroing random extra mobs, breaking their gear, running around nude, and dancing with the hopes of appearing to be doing something when really they are blankly looking at the screen lost.

coined by -- noobistry.com

Veteran_Gamer.. "Wow last time we were here i was LOL noob."

Noob_Gamer .. "Yeah I got my noobistry on lock"

Noobistry by Noobistry July 29, 2013