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Noobistry 

Noobistry --- The art of loosing your noob.

When a gamer finally learns how to play the basics and stop all the noobie moments of being dead all the time, asking questions constantly, aggroing random extra mobs, breaking their gear, running around nude, and dancing with the hopes of appearing to be doing something when really they are blankly looking at the screen lost.

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Veteran_Gamer.. "Wow last time we were here i was LOL noob."

Noob_Gamer .. "Yeah I got my noobistry on lock"
Noobistry by Noobistry July 29, 2013
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noobist colony 

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.
noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005
Related Words
Someone who is really bad at video games. AKA a bot. Noobsty tend to have small dicks with a big heart.
Person: That guys a bot and sucks at Fortnite.
Person: Thats Noobsty
Noobsty by blank space 1 March 16, 2019
The naked ignorance demonstrated by a noob.
One player says to noob player who just did something wrong, "You're such an embarrassing public display of noobity!"
Noobity by J_Boogieman2 December 19, 2012

noobistic 

It has the same meaning as noob which might possibly mean you're someone that has not been expose to some information.
ZE: ???? What are you talking about? 1 + 1 = 2? How can it be possible?

INFORMER A: You noobistic guy. You definitely are in lack of important and criticial knowledge
noobistic by qiuxuan:) June 28, 2007

noobishly 

the act or state of being a nooby noober
all the derions in goa are alwasy acting noobishly
noobishly by nimrodicwraith October 16, 2011
a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.
Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."
noobist by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005