nonlol

To clarify something as not being funny (primarily in the process of text messaging).

Jeff: Dan, I think that stripper gave me herpes.
Dan: Ha ha… nonlol.

nonlol by Smirkbetweenyourlegs April 24, 2015

Nonkolater 

Brown substance in underwear that isn't found tell later. Slang for dingleberry

My wife found the nonkolater in my underwear while doing the laundry.

Nonkolater by bmacandcheese 4224 March 29, 2018

nonpology 

An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."

"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."

nonpology by stogoe May 20, 2007

Nonsole

A gaming console of choice used primarily by peadophiles.

Oh my god, you play on a nonsole, you nonce.

Nonsole by Dis one is de worst August 15, 2018

Nonpolite shorts 

It’s shorts, but not shorts because there is like no fabric. It don’t cover any buns sista

“ I am wearing my nonpolite shorts”

Nonpolite shorts by Hoeisthewaytogo January 5, 2020

nonloser 

A person who isn't quite popular, but isn't quite unpopular either. Similiar in social terms to the undead: not quite alive, but not quite dead. A nonloser often faces the threat of falling off the social ladder completely if they don't make an effort to hold on.

Yeah, Jamie's a nonloser; he's got a handul of friends, but he's not exactly Mr. Popular.

nonloser by Atomik Spongeface August 5, 2008

Nonlogical 

A pretty epic youtuber. Also another word for illogical.

Me:Nonlogical's btd6 video was so good!
You:I know right?! Man is THE BEST

Nonlogical by Iceze March 10, 2021