nonpology 

An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."

"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."

nonpology by stogoe May 20, 2007

Noobology

1. The scientific study of the origin, history, and structure of newbs, noobs, and n00bs.
2. A book on noobs.

Origin: Hopkin High School, MN
In the back of biology class.

One rule of noobology is everyone is a noob except yourself.

Noobology by Dark6 September 20, 2005

nopology 

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

nopology by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Normology

The study of Norman.

As a student of Normology, I studied Norman vigorously.

Normology by Cygnum_XYZ June 29, 2021

nipology 

The study of nipples, nipples, and more nipples

I'm in the field of nipology.

nipology by THEnipplest November 20, 2015

Napology 

The study of naps by taking a nap.

Hey Jill, please do not call me for the next while. I need to go study napology.

Napology by Mark LF February 6, 2007

notpology

An apology that doesnt ACTUALLY apologise, but is simply given to make the evil person LOOK/feel better

In his notpology to PZ Myers, c kroll says:

There are many folks that read, and biog. at this site who are not religious, perhaps you feel it's silly, outdated, or superstition, fine. This is your right, but for people in positions of responsibility and with the power to encourage captive undeveloped minds to attack their neighbors beliefs is just insane, divisive, and maybe even criminal.

notpology by stu in OZ ! August 10, 2008