Bargain slave

The common worker who works long hours for low wages and no benifits

Most machine factories are run by bargain slaves.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs July 19, 2015

Kiss God

When a man goes outside during a severe thunder storm and masterbates.

Wife wouldn't fuck me during a thunderstorm so I walked outside to kiss God.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs June 15, 2015

nonlol

To clarify something as not being funny (primarily in the process of text messaging).

Jeff: Dan, I think that stripper gave me herpes.
Dan: Ha ha… nonlol.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs April 24, 2015

roman leapfrog

An event where a group of naked men and women arrange themselves in leap frog type position and proceed to engage in anal sex (with the women wearing strap-ons) starting with the individual at the rear.

The person at the rear will rectally penetrate the participant in front of them. After climax will hop over the remaining individuals.

The cycle continues until all participants have been penetrated and have reached orgasm.

I lost my anal virginity at a Mardi Gras orgy in New Orleans where they were playing roman leapfrog.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs March 27, 2015

cringe art

Over all art that is meant to make it's audience cringe upon viewing. Disturbing and/ or obscure art.

I went to a cringe art show last month where they had taxidermy horses fucking on a caps table.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs November 04, 2015

no no hole

A term referring to either the vagina or anus.

Father Gregory stuck his finger in my no no hole at Sunday school.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs March 07, 2015

drink lines

The foam line patterns left on a beer glass after every drink.

With the drink lines left on the glass I could tell how many drinks I took to finish the pint.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs June 10, 2020