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Definitions by Smirkbetweenyourlegs

drink lines 

The foam line patterns left on a beer glass after every drink.
With the drink lines left on the glass I could tell how many drinks I took to finish the pint.

cringe art 

Over all art that is meant to make it's audience cringe upon viewing. Disturbing and/ or obscure art.
I went to a cringe art show last month where they had taxidermy horses fucking on a caps table.

Bargain slave 

The common worker who works long hours for low wages and no benifits
Most machine factories are run by bargain slaves.

Kiss God 

When a man goes outside during a severe thunder storm and masterbates.
Wife wouldn't fuck me during a thunderstorm so I walked outside to kiss God.
To clarify something as not being funny (primarily in the process of text messaging).
Jeff: Dan, I think that stripper gave me herpes.
Dan: Ha ha… nonlol.
nonlol by Smirkbetweenyourlegs April 24, 2015

Athenian leapfrog 

An event where a group of naked men arrange themselves in leap frog type position and proceed to engage in anal sex starting with the man in the rear.

The man in the rear will rectally penetrate the man in front of him. After climax will hop over the remaining men in front of him.

The cycle continues until all participants have been penetrated and have reached orgasm.
My fraternity's final initiation ritual was to play Athenian leapfrog with all of the members.

roman leapfrog 

An event where a group of naked men and women arrange themselves in leap frog type position and proceed to engage in anal sex (with the women wearing strap-ons) starting with the individual at the rear.

The person at the rear will rectally penetrate the participant in front of them. After climax will hop over the remaining individuals.

The cycle continues until all participants have been penetrated and have reached orgasm.
I lost my anal virginity at a Mardi Gras orgy in New Orleans where they were playing roman leapfrog.