Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.
There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.
by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008
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lurkhood

The state of being a lurker, i.e. following the posts on an Internet forum but not posting yourself.
Generic_User: That user Matrix91 used to post funny stuff all the time, but now he seems to have disappeared. He must have descended into lurkhood.

Matrix91: Attention everyone, I've just emerged from lurkhood!

Everyone: Huzzah!
by Atomik Spongeface August 12, 2008
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kabollocks

The way to say "bollocks" without really saying "bollocks" so no one can have a go at you for swearing.
John: That is an absolute load of kabollocks.
Uptight Person: JOHN!
John: What?! I didn't swear!
by Atomik Spongeface July 17, 2008
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emote

Paul: Hey Dave, check out my new emotes!

Dave: Dude, your emotes suck compared to mine.

Paul: STFU.
by Atomik Spongeface July 11, 2008
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B to the S

Bullshit. Only, a more polite version with more ability to be said in public. Also on forums when you don't mean to cause too much offense.
WTF?! I call B to the S on that.
by Atomik Spongeface July 14, 2008
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MegaVideo

Also see: piece of shit.

Possibly the shittiest and crassest video sharing site on the whole Internet. Its one goal is to try and be better than YouTube, which is something it has no hope of ever, ever doing. It has even been known to steal YouTube's videos, and pass them off as its own. The whole Internet laughs at MegaVideo for its bold proclamation that it "beats YouTube".
The Universe will expire long before MegaVideo comes close to YouTube.
by Atomik Spongeface June 23, 2008
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sky drink

The act of drinking someone else's beverage without letting your mouth come into contact with the can, I.E. holding the can above your mouth and pouring it in. The idea of sky drinking comes from the unpleasant prospect of having someone else's saliva on your drink can, which won't cause any harm, but still isn't very nice to think about.
"Hey Will, let's have some of that beer."
"Alright, but sky drink it, I don't want your germs on my can."
by Atomik Spongeface August 25, 2008
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