A long term girlfriend/boyfriend, or your wife/husband. So called because they are very special to you and it is as though they complete you.
Me and my other half went on a night boat trip in Paris last weekend, it was lovely and romantic...
To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.
...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.
Very good in bed; basically, an excellent shag
I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.
1) A letter that hoards of businesses and websites put in front of their names and products to make them sound cool. The trend was started by Apple Inc.
and since then countless companies have jumped on the bandwagon and done the same thing.
2) A letter which, when placed in front of any word, indicates the online version of that thing; regardless of whether the online version actually exists or not.
1) I just went to iGoogle on my iMac and searched for BBC iPlayer but then someone texted my iPhone to tell to me that iMesh have been taken down off the web.
2) I was getting iBullied by this iThug and I kept hoping the iPolice would show up and kick him into iJail.
Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".
OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...
OP+1: In before the lock! ;]
Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.
Also see: piece of shit
Possibly the shittiest and crassest video sharing site on the whole Internet. Its one goal is to try and be better than YouTube, which is something it has no hope of ever, ever doing. It has even been known to steal YouTube's videos, and pass them off as its own. The whole Internet laughs at MegaVideo for its bold proclamation that it "beats YouTube".
The Universe will expire long before MegaVideo comes close to YouTube.
Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.
There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.