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Non-Looker

The type of person who wipes their ass and does not look at the toilet paper afterward.
There's only two kinds of people in this world. Lookers and Non-Lookers. Which one are you?
Non-Looker by Iscariom March 1, 2011

nonloser 

A person who isn't quite popular, but isn't quite unpopular either. Similiar in social terms to the undead: not quite alive, but not quite dead. A nonloser often faces the threat of falling off the social ladder completely if they don't make an effort to hold on.
Yeah, Jamie's a nonloser; he's got a handul of friends, but he's not exactly Mr. Popular.
nonloser by Atomik Spongeface August 5, 2008

Nondoober 

(nu-hn-doo-buhr)
(noun)

Someone who is not vibing well with you and is simply *blows a raspberry*. A nondoober is someone that you do not want to hang out with simply because they go into the minus levels of the friendship scale. Interactions with nondoobers are often boring, dry and/or pointless and therefore should be avoided at all costs. A nondoober can also be someone who has been socially cancelled.

A nondoober is lame af and fails every vibecheck.
"You know, Chad was being such a nondoober, I had to stop talking to him."
"Yeah that dude do be weird bro. He vapes for breakfast. Oh and he's a flat eartherRepublican."
Nondoober by Do be do be doo June 5, 2020

nobooker 

People who join Facebook and then never status update or comment or post anything.
I received a friend request from John but he is a nobooker.
nobooker by NW accountant May 10, 2011

Nonhookerish 

Brooke Carrier; as in not containing attributes known to hookers or whores
That girl is 'nonhookerish'
Nonhookerish by Luke Mac February 17, 2009

Curious Onlooker 

Noun. A penis which, when fully erect, bends to one side, having the appearance of a rubbernecker at the scene of an accident.
My last boyfriend's cock was a curious onlooker, but my new boo sports a baby's arm holding an apple.
Curious Onlooker by Smokey San Jose January 26, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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