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Non-Looker

The type of person who wipes their ass and does not look at the toilet paper afterward.
There's only two kinds of people in this world. Lookers and Non-Lookers. Which one are you?
Non-Looker by Iscariom March 1, 2011

nonloser 

A person who isn't quite popular, but isn't quite unpopular either. Similiar in social terms to the undead: not quite alive, but not quite dead. A nonloser often faces the threat of falling off the social ladder completely if they don't make an effort to hold on.
Yeah, Jamie's a nonloser; he's got a handul of friends, but he's not exactly Mr. Popular.
nonloser by Atomik Spongeface August 5, 2008

Nondoober 

(nu-hn-doo-buhr)
(noun)

Someone who is not vibing well with you and is simply *blows a raspberry*. A nondoober is someone that you do not want to hang out with simply because they go into the minus levels of the friendship scale. Interactions with nondoobers are often boring, dry and/or pointless and therefore should be avoided at all costs. A nondoober can also be someone who has been socially cancelled.

A nondoober is lame af and fails every vibecheck.
"You know, Chad was being such a nondoober, I had to stop talking to him."
"Yeah that dude do be weird bro. He vapes for breakfast. Oh and he's a flat eartherRepublican."
Nondoober by Do be do be doo June 5, 2020

nobooker 

People who join Facebook and then never status update or comment or post anything.
I received a friend request from John but he is a nobooker.
nobooker by NW accountant May 10, 2011

Nonhookerish 

Brooke Carrier; as in not containing attributes known to hookers or whores
That girl is 'nonhookerish'
Nonhookerish by Luke Mac February 17, 2009

Curious Onlooker 

Noun. A penis which, when fully erect, bends to one side, having the appearance of a rubbernecker at the scene of an accident.
My last boyfriend's cock was a curious onlooker, but my new boo sports a baby's arm holding an apple.