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Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian)
GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.
I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.
FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!
I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.
FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!
I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook
Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) by Random Words & Definitions October 27, 2022
Nogue
A mockery to the art of Vogue established by the LGBTQ+ community for creative expression and unity. It incorporates traditional dance and takes away from the actual artistry of vogue.
Example: look up House of Lyght on legendary S3 it’ll tell you everything you need to know about Nogue. No shade.
Nojus
Literally the most perfect person on this planet. He looks like an angel, a god. So adorable yet so serious looking and mysterious. I can never guess what he is thinking. I’m only hoping that he is feeling okay and can maybe some day know how much love someone has for him. And would give it all only if they could. Even tears can be brought up from his beauty. I consider people lucky to be able to talk
to him and see his beautiful eyes up close and his cute smile.
to him and see his beautiful eyes up close and his cute smile.
Nojus by grynaiisprotesiu September 30, 2022
Nogunz
A phrase originating from /k/ that describes people devoid of firearms and rf firearms knowledge, typically describing gun grabbers and similar democratic archetypes.
1: Oh look, it’s another nogunz guy that wants to abolish the Second Amemdment.
2: I was at a gun shop yesterday and some nogunz came up and told me how wrong I was for buying a gun.
2: I was at a gun shop yesterday and some nogunz came up and told me how wrong I was for buying a gun.
Nogunz by SploogeTheFish May 24, 2018
Nodgulate
Is the act of drifting in and out of sleep. causing your head to nod, bob, and/or weave. Also unconsciously causing your limbs to flail about and body to twitch, due to ones lack of sleep.
nodgulate is the act of, Nodgulating is ones act upon, nodgulated is already past ones nodgulate state thus transitioning into sleep realm
nodgulate is the act of, Nodgulating is ones act upon, nodgulated is already past ones nodgulate state thus transitioning into sleep realm
uncontrollably nodgulate into a stupor in which ones self starts compulsing an abruptly awakening ur mind potentially allows out-bursting to occur such as screaming, crying, saying something alloud like word vomit that anyone around u can hear, also a chance of rubbin, touchin, or caressing thyself without relizing a bunch of people are in the room or that ur outside in the eye of the public. Basically a very vulnerable state of mind of unconsciousness to be in, so be sure if you're feeling the nodulation station (where the nodgulant acts are actively preformed) stupor starts to creep on you be sure to find a safe spot , ones most trusted comfort zone. once in nodgulation mode you become upmost vulnerable and easily targeted by untrusted beings.
Now overcoming the state of nodgulating and passing through the nodgulation station is possible, not easy but possible, it's only a state of mind and once conquored by ones stubborness of the need to sleep end replenish, it is then a koooky mode you become that may or may not be a pleasure to be around. which is for ur peers at that time to decide and for u to frolic about. embarresment? discomfort? uncertainty? naaaah, in this current state of mind you will have no shame in your game.
Precautions stand strong, so be warned and always stay intoon with ur surroundings, and only be around people who treat yourself and others the way you wish you should be treated
Now overcoming the state of nodgulating and passing through the nodgulation station is possible, not easy but possible, it's only a state of mind and once conquored by ones stubborness of the need to sleep end replenish, it is then a koooky mode you become that may or may not be a pleasure to be around. which is for ur peers at that time to decide and for u to frolic about. embarresment? discomfort? uncertainty? naaaah, in this current state of mind you will have no shame in your game.
Precautions stand strong, so be warned and always stay intoon with ur surroundings, and only be around people who treat yourself and others the way you wish you should be treated
Nodgulate by <3..One && Onlii..,Bart Limon July 22, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.