A russian bloodline of highly skilled black hockey players dating back many centuries. Although some argue that the true origins of the family came from Khazakstan, it is generally accepted that the Noggularpotsev family name is Russian.
Bradulov: yo man Noggularpotsev made a fuckin sweet dangle tonight eh?
Gretzky: shit man i missed it
Bradulov: dude, you have to watch NHL On The Fly tonight, your brain will melt inside your head and drip out of your ears and nose.
Gretzky: that good eh?
Bradulov: yeeeee!
Naslund: yeeeeeeee!
Gretzky: brad man your such a fuckin communist
Bradulov: *throws furniture*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.