nobley

Loves the words biff...and niff. a.k.a Mr Nobsworth and Dexter, n told Wilson she grew a third finger, and is Bailey's twin bro!

Nobley-no mates
thats dell
Piss you

nobley by Wilson & Bailey March 18, 2005

Notley 

verb,

the act of bullshiting about sexual experiances; most commonly involving a blowjob or oral sex

Person1: "yeah, she sucked me off, it was kinda like sideways for 10 mins then errr.... ummmm ....she spat it into a sink"
Person 2: "thats such bs, dont be such a Notley"

Notley by LouTheLimpet April 25, 2013

Noble idiot 

A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.

Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*

Noble idiot by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014

NOBLETIGER 

Baseball acronym: No-Outs Bases-Loaded-Ending (with) Team-Incapable (of) Getting-Easy-Run.

With the bases loaded and not outs even a mediocre team can trade outs for runs (e.g. sacrifice fly-outs and bunts). A team that fails at this fundamental level has committed NOBLETIGER and brought humiliation upon themselves, their families, fans, city and nation.

For non-baseball fans the situation is equivalent to having erectile dysfunction at an all you can eat brothel.

"LMAO, the Giants pulled a NOBLETIGER in the 9th inning against Kenley Jansen! They should be relegated to AAA"

NOBLETIGER by RobSnob July 30, 2021

Noblebright 

used to describe roleplaying settings, noblebright is the opposite of grimdark, used to describe settings where noble heroes valiantly fight against evil forces to create a brighter future.

D&D 4th edition is really noblebright

Noblebright by erectionman May 1, 2010

ross noble 

An English stand-up comedian, known for his often improvised sets, based almost entirely around audience members he has conversations with. Originally from Cramlington in Northumberland, he now resides in Australia with wife Fran.

It's difficult to give examples of ross noble, because his style is incredibly physical, but some memorable quotes include:

"How come Miss Universe is only won by people from Earth?"
"Tonight's show is sponsored by Ted Danson's Pizza shack!"
"It's christopher Reeves the Musical!"
*on reading a fortune cookie* "And I was feeling a bit cheeky, so I went 'ooh, it say's 'You have AIDS' ' "

ross noble by Pete Jackson November 24, 2006

Boku no noble 

A popular and youtuber called lost pause ,who cosplayed as the boy from boku no Pico for a subscriber special

This is not an example but go watch his channel.#boku no noble

Boku no noble by El pepe the meme July 25, 2017