Nobitchinitis

When a male starts hitting puberty and starts heading the alt-right pipeline and starts idolizing characters like patrick bateman from American Psycho, Ben Shapiro, and The Joker. Then usually, said male will start heading to a sigma mindset which is simply, “fuck bitches get money”. This is when the male starts to become an incel and starts exhibiting the first symptoms of nobitchinitis, these include but not are limited to:
-lack of social skills
-disrespecting minorities and calling it “dark humor”
And reminiscing times when they were not born yet, but everybody was less offended.

If this continues further and the male starts going down further he will inevitably end up with a bad case of no bitchinitis which is a disease where he gets no women, not because he is “based” or a “sigma” but because he is a gross, greasy, unable-to-shit-because-his-diet-consists-of-cheetos-only, band-kid, unable to get friends.

Person A: Hey I heard Al from 8th Grade got Nobitchinitis!

Person B: Damn really! He had such a good future ahead of him too! What an unfortunate event.

Al: hey guys! Do you want to play some COD?

Person A: No Al, were alright thanks.

Person B: Yeah Al! Were actually having plans with some girls tonight.

Al: whatever, girls are objects.

Nobitchinitis by Twix for the win March 12, 2022

nobitchititis 

A mental illness, usual symptoms are, napping even though fully awake, playing rust, pokemon go and fall guys all day, watching the goldbergs, getting zero male nor female attention, longing for the goldbergs season 10 reunion, attracted to family members

john: bro the legg family is contaminated with nobitchititis i swear. cody: for real man gotta be

nobitchititis by kamenzo May 28, 2022

nobitchitis 

1. when you have zero bitches
2. you push away all the bitches
3. A term used to describe those with a serious no bitch deficiency

damn john has zero bitches, he must have nobitchitis

nobitchitis by cakeman1181 October 31, 2022