Definitions by calki

Calki

Calki - A pale and partially retarded character who has the mind of a calculator, usefull to his friends becuase he can work anything out, usually short and cute and very amusing

"Man calki is fuking halarious!"
"Man jeremy is such a calki he can work anything out!"

Calki by calki May 11, 2007

top nobit 

A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.

" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"

top nobit by calki May 10, 2007

Top Nobit 

Top nobit a time when a teacher or professor (possibly a mong) is talking so much shit that he mumbles all his words into one incoherent sound = "top nobit" he then proceeds to saying that he has no idea what ur tlking about cause he is retarded.

- "Bla bla bla mumble mumble mumble...Top Nobit"

_"Man that lesson was pants what the truck was he tolking about...he was top nobiting all F**** day"

Top Nobit by calki May 7, 2007