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nobelium uranium 

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018
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Omey Nomey 

When you attack a person by sucking on their earlobe.
"ARGH! STOP SUCKING MY EARLOBES! I HATE IT WHEN YOU OMEY NOMEY ME!"
Omey Nomey by Fallenangel23 March 28, 2015
the name noby either refers to

a)"Noby is one of the humanoids created under a broader project headed by Minoru Asada, robotics engineering professor at Osaka University, and funded by the government-backed Japan Science and Technology Agency (JST)."

b) a teeworlds players--who is the inventor of the antibot and has a high accuracy-slow movement playstyle

note: there is no evidence of b) being a living human, hence both b) could be the bot mentioned in a)
b) other players : "noby: ur a bot"

noby: "no u"
noby by Lanez Pica$$o November 7, 2019

Nosey Cunt

A person who has nothing better to do but mind everyone business! This person has no room to talk about anyone case and point they gossip about others because nobody wants or cares to hear about them. 9 times out of ten it's a fat, ugly, bitter,miserable person
Patricia is such a NOSEY CUNT she keeps her nose on everyone's business!
Nosey Cunt by MsSavage August 30, 2017
A sweet honest girl who is very pretty but has a lot she doesn't talk about. She is shy in the beginning but is very loud once u get to know her. She is not only very fun but has great looks and is super different.
Omg it's Noey!
Noey by Anonymous123817 June 8, 2017

Nosey Elephant 

The act of sneaking up behind someone while they are seated and draping your penis over their shoulder as stealthily as possible.
She was so engrossed in her magazine article that I sent in the Nosey Elephant to see what was up.
Nosey Elephant by Jim Jerka February 5, 2013