The term “noaque” typically describes someone who is a fucking shagging machine and gets all the birds. Also people called “Noaque” are extremely sexy and have massive cocks
Ah fuck “Noaque” is here all the girls are going to be swept of their feet
There are not many Naquelles in the world, but its wonderful to have a Naquelle you know. Naquelles are flawless, talented, they love music, always on the top of fashion trends, always there for family and friends(they will defend them with the life), They are amazingly beautiful, always has a boy or two trailing after her. Overall, Naquelles are drop dead gorgeous, fhilarious, super smart, talented(mostly in music), fashionable and a great friend/sister/daughter/mum/granddaughter.
A nonquest is a (normally sexual) conquest that never actually happened. Often referred to in the past tense, once you have entered the 'friendzone' with a person you thought you might have had a chance of sleeping with.
'I wish I'd slept with her whilst I had a chance - she's my greatest nonquest'
Man 1: You remember that girl that used to barmaid at the Ships Head?
Man 2: Yeah, she was fit - didn't you get it on with her?
Man 1: No, she was one of my nonquests.