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Grover Norquist 

Another one of those antigovernment extremist morons, he wants to gut every social program on the planet and privatize everything so some big ass corporations can step all over us even more than they can now
Grover Norquist wants to shift the tax burden to the middle class even more, resulting in an ever-increasing gap between the rich and poor.
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A nonquest is a (normally sexual) conquest that never actually happened. Often referred to in the past tense, once you have entered the 'friendzone' with a person you thought you might have had a chance of sleeping with.
'I wish I'd slept with her whilst I had a chance - she's my greatest nonquest'

Man 1: You remember that girl that used to barmaid at the Ships Head?
Man 2: Yeah, she was fit - didn't you get it on with her?
Man 1: No, she was one of my nonquests.
Nonquest by Edd32 September 29, 2012

Grover Norquist 

A scumbag worse than a child molester. The joker, Darth vader, Freddy kreuger, Hannibal lector, and Jeffery Dahmer gathered together and masturbated onto cruella de ville, and Grover Norquist is the mutated-pedophilic result.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Grover Norquist?
Person 2: Yeah! He's the guy with the really small dick!
Person 1: He's similar to Santorum

Person 2: Really? He's an ass hole!
Grover Norquist by stoogey April 3, 2012

Strawberry Norquist 

The act of giving someone a hickey so brutal, that the piece of skin sucked on becomes insanely bloody and large.
Bro, I can't see the new Spiderman movie because the strawberry Norquist that my girlfriend gave me on my neck is way too noticeable and hurts like hell.
A person who generally just acts uncool
Gordon is such a Narque
Narque by Velour Fog December 16, 2008

Norquist 

One level south of scum of the earth. The nadir of earthly existence. The lowest of the lows. The epicenter of depravity. The stinkhole of human existence. A person that makes Satan look like Mother Teresa.
That pedophile and murderer is an absolute douché bag, but he's still has fallen to the depths of a Norquist.
Norquist by TYT ARMY April 4, 2012
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