Noms 

Food, especially when speaking "lolcat". It's based on the "nom nom nom" onomatopoeia for eating.

I iz hungrey, can haz noms?

Noms by ScoJo July 4, 2008

Noms 

YUMMY

"this cake is noms"

Noms by Kachel1 October 1, 2008

Noms 

"A parasitic bug that thrives and breeds in human flesh, normally transplanted from the decaying carcass of a vegemite sandwich due to the nom's survival instinctual adaptation which allows it to survive in vegetable proteins despite being consummated and born into meat protein".

Doctor: "See the physical defects in this patients facial features?"
Bystander: Yes... yes I do... I think I'm going to be sick!"
Doctor: "That's a very common reaction when one first encounters the Noms..."
Bystander: Noms...?
Doctor: "Yes... Noms... a very nasty and politically influential flesh eating parasite, a parasite also capable of mind control if it is able to enter the central cortex of the brain..."
Bystander: " So Obama and Gillard are just..."
Doctor: "Yes... they are Nommified...:
Bystander: "God help us all...!"

Noms by MAB1975 September 10, 2011

Noms 

1) A discreet way to say you see or did see some nice tits somewhere within the immediate vicinity.

2) A general term meaning a hot chick (a Nom Nom).

3) To want to tear into someone because they are smoking hot (Nom nom nom).

Noms:
Dude, she has some amazing noms noms.

Nom Nom:
"Incoming Nom Nom, 3 o'clock."

Nom Nom Nom:
"Man look at her. Nom nom nom!"

Noms by EinsteinPancakes July 2, 2009

NOMS 

Acronym for Not On My Shift. Used to pass the buck and shift blame for an incident that you are directly responsible for but do not want to admit. Care must be taken when using the word as management will think you are muttering under your breath.

"Mr Ben, did you see who attacked Mrs Webster with the fire extinguisher?"

"No, I didn't. NOMS."

NOMS by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

noms 

"Nibbles on my shit."

Used frequently on cutesy type forums such as Gaia Online to signify that the poster is eating their own feces.

OMG! That thing is so CUTE! *noms*

noms by Leeroy McButt January 11, 2009

Noms 

No real meaning just a me and my home boys made up.

You are a nom you snooty nom

Noms by Twinkie September 12, 2004