Nonquest

A nonquest is a (normally sexual) conquest that never actually happened. Often referred to in the past tense, once you have entered the 'friendzone' with a person you thought you might have had a chance of sleeping with.

'I wish I'd slept with her whilst I had a chance - she's my greatest nonquest'

Man 1: You remember that girl that used to barmaid at the Ships Head?
Man 2: Yeah, she was fit - didn't you get it on with her?
Man 1: No, she was one of my nonquests.

by Edd32 September 29, 2012

nomquest

A search for food, or noms, especially when one is very hungry.

There was nothing to eat in the house, so we went on a nomquest.

by Charlene Obscene August 3, 2009

noquestionalisism

a religion that doesnt allow other people to ask you questions. expeccially kids named tyler.

tyler cannot ask me questions because my religion is noquestionalisism

by billy himesen July 5, 2011