No-trition 

A descriptor for food that at first glance appears to be healthy, but is actually packed with sugar or other unsavoury elements.

Comes from the words "no" and "nutrition."

That All-Bran bar looked healthy until I realized its second ingredient was high-fructose corn syrup. You won't catch me eating food so full of no-trition.

No-trition by Repo_Mandy April 12, 2010

optical nutrition 

looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.

optical nutrition by werls July 12, 2011

Nutritionist 

usage (noun)
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.

"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"

Nutritionist by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

Nutritionologist 

'New-trih-shun-olo-jist'
A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.

A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.

1. Hey bro, I hear you're the one to speak to in this joint regarding nutrition?

Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.

2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?

Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.

Nutritionologist by The true terminator May 31, 2017

Nutrition Nazi 

Someone who insists on getting in everyone’s face and insulting and belittling them on their food choices.

“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”

Nutrition Nazi by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

nutritionalized

Filled with the foods that make you happy and healthy.

I am so nutritionalized after this delicious meal!

nutritionalized by lizzyjames August 11, 2009

Nutritionized 

Mr Beast made this word in the video “I Spent 50 Hours in Solitary Confinement”
This means to give your beautiful body some nutrition from eating or drinking

I need to get my body nutritionized

Nutritionized by AnimalCrossingPotato June 17, 2021