no trades 

When you're so drunk that you refuse to make any trades in your fantasy leagues, knowing that you would likely make a dumb decision due to your intoxicated state

Tim: "Hey, I'll trade you Jarvis Landry for Frank Gore"
Mike: "Sorry man, I've already had eight shots. No trades"

no trades by Guava Sauce June 5, 2018

Jack-Of-No-Trades

(noun)
1. A person who is not proficient in anything.
2. A person who lacks focus, constantly bouncing from one job to the next, while mastering none.

My friend Larry has been unsuccessful as a business man, a teacher, an artist and a musician. He's like a Jack-Of-No-Trades.

Jack-Of-No-Trades by TheyCallsMyNamesBrian February 4, 2009

black, black no trade back

Following an action or the transfer of an object from one party to another, vocalizing, "black, black no trade back" prevents the receiving party from returning the action or object to its originator.

After giving Quin a paper ball, his father says, "black, black no trade back", leaving Quin stuck with the object. He must keep or dispose of the ball without returning it to his father.

black, black no trade back by LapisLazuli January 13, 2014