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What the word "porno" sounds like if it's said repeatedly in quick succession.
The students started chanting "porno" to me, their IT teacher, whenever I entered the room ever since they caught me watching porn in class. When the principal visited one time, I used my quick wit to start chanting "no porn" back at them in order to make it sound like some strange rigorous vocal and preventative reciting exercise.... it didn't work.
no porn by SpecialCookies December 10, 2011
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No Porn November 

A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate while watching Pornographic Content and should try it's best to not see porn at all but is still allowed to ejaculate normally for the whole month of November.
Dum Dude: Yo, you doin' No Nut November?
Smart Guy: Nah, that's hella unhealthy both mentally and physically. I'm doing No Porn November, wich is actually mentally healthy for you.
No Porn November by 0SM1 December 3, 2020

No Porn January

Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January
"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"

"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"
No Porn January by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021

No pornhub! 

When someone share or ask you to share something you definitely would not to come out in the open.

Like when Pornhub or other porn sites ask you if you want to share something on facebook and other social networks.
Question: Did you tell your wife we went to that strip club after?

Answer: No pornhub!
No pornhub! by Ovinor January 26, 2011

Porno No-No

Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.
Brian thought he’d make a great porn star but his greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and his problem with anal leakage made him a real Porno No-No.
Porno No-No by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Porno No-No

Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.
Bobbi thought she’d make a great porn star but her greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and her problem with anal leakage made her a real Porno No-No.
Porno No-No by anti-christ superstar December 14, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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