What the word "porno" sounds like if it's said repeatedly in quick succession.

The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.

The reason your computer's running slow.

The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.

A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.

Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.

What everyone watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.