no fingers
no fingers by Gl9800 March 8, 2016
No Finger February
Boy - It’s NFF
Girl - What does that mean?
Boy - No Finger February! So you can’t finger yourself!
Girl - AWH FUCK!
Girl - What does that mean?
Boy - No Finger February! So you can’t finger yourself!
Girl - AWH FUCK!
No Finger February by Poderino! November 4, 2019
No fingering February
Similar to no nut [November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.
Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!
No fingering February by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019
No Finger February
No Finger February is a challenge for women not to finger them self for the whole month of February.
No Finger February is the parody of No Nut November.
Rules of No Finger February
no three strikes you only get one
there are no pass you fail you fail
No Finger February is the parody of No Nut November.
Rules of No Finger February
no three strikes you only get one
there are no pass you fail you fail
No Finger February by im the cumpster November 7, 2018
No Fingering February
The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.
Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.
Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*
Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.
Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*
Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.
No Fingering February by zirak September 9, 2010
No finger February
When a women mustn’t masturbate for the whole month of February (It’s like no but November but for girls)
No finger February by Pussy pussy thot thot November 2, 2018
No Finger February
No Finger February by luna_gbc February 1, 2020
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