20 definitions by Not a legend 27
The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.
by Not a legend 27 April 26, 2020
CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD THAT WONT WORK IN FACT ITS STUCK IN ALL CAPS AND I HATE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I AM SCREAMING THEIR ASS OFF ON THE INTERNET. MY GOD DAMN ENGLISH TEACHER GAVE ME A 75 ON MY PERFECT ESSAY BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT HAPPENED AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!
by Not a legend 27 February 24, 2020
Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019
Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!
by Not a legend 27 January 05, 2020
A fucking cheapskate who steals players money, and price gouges for everything. He puts you in TONS of debt and is a very stingy raccoon. In The first few games (Wild World, City Folk, and GameCube) he makes you work for him and only pays you 1,800 bells at the end. That’s enough to buy one piece of furniture, and the house loan is 19,800 bells. That should tell you something.
by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020
A game that has been a Nintendo staple since 2002. It’s life in a video game. You talk to animal villagers, catch bugs and fish, and sell it to make a lot of dough. You can also pay off your mortgage to make your house bigger, and you can customize it.
Connor: Bruh Fortnite is trash, Animal Crossing is where it’s at. You talk to villagers, make money by selling stuff, and a lot more. I think you will like it.
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*
Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*
Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!
by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020
The best high school graduating class. They deserve a medal since they had to cut a chunk out of their senior year because of the coronavirus. God bless the class of 2020. Sincerely, the class of 2021.
William: Man I feel so bad the the class of 2020. They got their year ruined thanks to this fucking virus.
Matthew: Lets not forget to blame China too because that is where the damn thing started. Glad we’re in the class of 2021. Let’s admit, the seniors are better than us. God bless the class of 2020.
Matthew: Lets not forget to blame China too because that is where the damn thing started. Glad we’re in the class of 2021. Let’s admit, the seniors are better than us. God bless the class of 2020.
by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020

