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Middletown High School is the craziest place there could be. There’s a fight every week, and some sort of threat at least once a year wasting everyone’s time.
Middletown High School is the most ghetto place I’ve been to. My trip to Detroit was much safer lemme tell you!
by Not a legend 27 December 03, 2019
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A very stupid and cringy event where all of the sports teams are represented in a high school. All of the band geeks play loud ass instruments, and cheerleaders scream so loud, you can’t even hear the person two seats away. It’s very pointless and 80% of the kids are on their phones. Even the seniors leave before it starts.
William: Hey Ryan there’s a pep rally at 1. You want to leave? We can go out for lunch.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.
by Not a legend 27 December 03, 2019
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Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!
by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019
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The word that ruins people’s lives.
Person 1: Hey can you help me on my homework?
Person 2: No

Person 1: Hey can I buy this?
Person 2: No

Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: No.
by Not a legend 27 August 04, 2019
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Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.
Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!
by Not a legend 27 November 08, 2019
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Where men can go build their own slut.
Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!
by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019
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The best high school graduating class. They deserve a medal since they had to cut a chunk out of their senior year because of the coronavirus. God bless the class of 2020. Sincerely, the class of 2021.
William: Man I feel so bad the the class of 2020. They got their year ruined thanks to this fucking virus.

Matthew: Lets not forget to blame China too because that is where the damn thing started. Glad we’re in the class of 2021. Let’s admit, the seniors are better than us. God bless the class of 2020.
by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020
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