2 definitions by zirak
A disease contracted by most freshman within the first few weeks after arrival to American University. Symptoms include uncontrollable cough, stuffy nose, sore throat, and the inability to attend any classes that start before 11:20 AM. Often contracted by sharing beer bong cups and making out with grenades.
Person 1: Yo, did you make it to your college writing class this morning?
Person 2: Hell no I didn't, I have the AU Plague. Plus that shit was at 8:30 so I was like fuck that and slept in til 3.
Person 2: Hell no I didn't, I have the AU Plague. Plus that shit was at 8:30 so I was like fuck that and slept in til 3.
by zirak September 9, 2010
The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.
Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.
Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*
Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.
Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*
Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.
by zirak September 9, 2010