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noemy
a really sweet, intelligent person that you can always count on. One of the most awesome people you will ever meet.
noemy by DaLidsters November 23, 2007
Noemy
A girl that doesn’t like when you add an “I” instead of a “Y” in her name. She is shy at first sight, but then becomes silly. She like to inspire people
Noemy by NoemyF0611 July 12, 2018
Noemy
Noemy is the most gourges girl ever. All the guys want her and she is thicc. When she gets older she will get thicker. You can always count on her. She is NOT fake, the most realest girl ever. She is into wierd guys and most of her friends are guys.she is that type of girl any guy would want to hang out with. she can get really flirty ;). She loves ieng around people and she is really popular. Any guy would be lucky to have her.
Noemi
If you are lucky enough to find a Noemi, never let her go. She will change your world for the better. Because of her, you will become more studious, sporty, hard-working (although not as hard-working as her because that’s almost impossible), self-confidence and much happier in life. It’s because of her that you dare to be just yourself. She is the most loyal, beautiful (on the inside and outside), hard-working and kindest person. You know you can go to her with every problem or funny thing you experienced that day, and she will take you seriously. After every time you spend time together, you’ll feel so much better about yourself. She cheers you up, makes you happy every time and spending time with her is a precious gift no matter what you do. It can just be studying together, and it makes one of the best days of the week just because it means being with her. It’s a bond that gets stronger every day even after years and that is the beautiful thing about having a Noemi. You can’t get enough of her because she is so inspiring, funny, kind, supporting and she teaches you so much about life. Because of her, you will be able to understand the world and life better. You can talk with her for 24h hours a day and it would never get annoying. If you find a Noemi, keep her! I’m the happiest person because I was able to find my Noemi and I know I would do anything to not lose her.
Noemi by Alpacaunicorn December 5, 2021
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