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The word "njeke" is a typical used expression by lavish people in Norway. The word "njeke" means, not. It could also be used as just kidding. The word "njeke" could also be shortned to "eke".
Trump is the best president ever, I LOVE HIM! Njeke
njeke by FunkyBpaw February 6, 2017
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njeke • neked • Neekeri • Neeker • Nieke • Neekee • Nekes • Neked Reszeltek • nekeeta • neken

Neket Iadet

An Ancient Egyptian term (read in Hieroglyphs as 𓈖𓎡𓏏𓏴𓏛 𓇋𓄿𓂧𓏏𓏯𓅪𓏥) used in an insulting manner by characters in Assassin's Creed Origins, including Bayek of Siwa. The subtitles in AC Origins say that it means "piece of s**t;" however, it's actual meaning is "piece of misery." If you were to call someone a neket iadet in Ancient Egypt, you would likely get beaten up, or worse, never heard from again.
Bayek of Siwa: I have killed all of these neket iadet.
Neket Iadet by Flaminghorse August 10, 2018
Beautiful young lady! She will exceed your expectations in everything she does. She has a heart of gold. She has a great sense of humor. She is basically perfect! If you meet her, you will love her!
This woman can do anything! She is a real Nieke!
Nieke by Beste tannie April 18, 2020
she is a good friend, funny, she is the best friend you an ever have she is very pretty and she cares abut her friends alt and she is only men when you are mean but she try's not to be when your with nekelly you will have a blast its like a ride that will never end she is awkwardly emotional but she doesn't like to show it to people ,she also has great dancing skills she has very pretty eyes and she is the nicest person you will ever meet she is the best girlfriend ever, when your sad and you don't have no one to lay on she will be your , she is very smart and she has much potential, she will always protect you in any situation, no matter if you have a fight with her just know she loves you even if you hate her and she is always by your side. never give up on her and I promise she will never give up on you
girl~hi I miss you

Nekelly~i miss you more best friend
Nekelly by elenagarcia@gmail.com November 1, 2019
The word NEKEDE means unimaginable stress.
A place where stress is been produced for students to test their might.

If you think are strong and can overcome any stress in life without passing through this institution, PLEASE kindly cancel that thought.

It is one of the most prestigious and top notch institution in Africa as a whole.

Those who graduated from this institution are always very successful wherever they find themselves. And also they can conquer any amount of stress in life.

A student with upper credit here is similar to a first class student in any university in the world.

The Institution key core value is intense study and neatness. YES, neatness is 100%.

Don't try them when it comes to calculation courses. Their students will knock you hands down. Especially the "Accounting" students. They have a very good flair for calculations and evaluation but their weaknesses is they feel they know much more than their lectures and tend to go extra mile in all activities which sometimes causes their downfall in results. But on rare occasions.

Nevertheless, just know if you get admission here. Make sure you have got the balls to pass through hot fire with brimstone. Because out of 100% of students who got admitted only 30% graduate, due to intense stress and thorough education.
If you think schooling is easy. Try NEKEDE.
NEKEDE by Macjosh February 12, 2020

van niekerk 

A van Niekerk is a Jerman/ South African last name. The people with this last name are usually very open and are the life of the party, they are also very confident and attractive. These people are very loyal and know it! If you come across a van Niekerk keep them close for they will have your back at all cost. Usually late to events but makes up by buying everyone beer!
Have you seen the van Niekerks yet? I hope they come soon.. this party is so boring!
van niekerk by k_a_t_e203 January 4, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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