njörd

When someone is baller.

Ay, dude, Brendan is not njörd.

by yawshee_balls September 14, 2020

Njord

Noun in standardized western writing, meaning "the final remnant of excrement that clings to the posterior anal void after renal evacuation."

Njords happen, and they waste a lot of paper.

by Yousaf Lakshit May 8, 2008

njord

The noise made by one blowing one's nose, perhaps in the Scandinavian tongue

*man picks up hankey* - "NJORD!"

by egghead January 18, 2004

NordVPN

Before we get into the definition, I'd like to talk about today's sponsor, NordVPN.

Bro my account almost got hacked. Luckily I have NordVPN.

by D&D Gamer 101 January 7, 2020

Nordic Five

A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.

I swear the Nordic Five are getting hotter and gayer every season.

by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016

Going Nord

Wearing a considerable lack of clothing when being outside on a cold day. The phrase also implies that the person seems to be unaffected by the chilly elements around them. The term Nord is derived from the Nordic race in Skyrim who possess fifty percent resistance to frost.

Sam: I'm just going to wear this sleeveless shirt outside.
Oleg: It's twenty degrees outside. You're gonna freeze.
Sam: I don't care. I'm going Nord.

by PackAttack August 1, 2012

nordic skiing

coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.

classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)

i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!

by nordie4eva November 26, 2010