Njord

Noun in standardized western writing, meaning "the final remnant of excrement that clings to the posterior anal void after renal evacuation."

Njords happen, and they waste a lot of paper.

by Yousaf Lakshit May 09, 2008

njord

The noise made by one blowing one's nose, perhaps in the Scandinavian tongue

*man picks up hankey* - "NJORD!"

by egghead January 18, 2004