nitwig

A hilariously weird yet humble human being. Usually laughs at the dumbest things and is super annoying but people love nitwigs

Stop being a Nitwig.

by Urban defined 99 March 2, 2015

stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag

Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.

by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007

No Nut Nitwit

A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.

Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!

by Ocide November 3, 2022

nitwit

An idiot, a fool

He's a complete nitwit

by Geoff September 13, 2003

Nitwit

A nimrod. Numbskull. Dolt. Intelligence level of a Nit (Louse egg).

"It's a wonder that nitwit can even breathe properly."

by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019

nitwit

a stupid person, an idiot

Shut up you nitwit. Leave me alone.

by Light Joker April 26, 2005

nitwit

One with very little intelligence. One who has no fucking clue what they are doing.

George Dubya Bush is a fucking nitwit.

by MUG March 7, 2004