Netwig

A common insect found rooting around on the internet, usually in chat rooms or on social media, sometimes parasitic, often annoying.

It would be a great site if it weren't for the netwigs, they make an ordeal of everything.

by Tadrackets June 9, 2018

Netwind

Rewinding a Netflix show by a few minutes because you fell asleep the previous evening and can't remember what happened.

Me & the wife had to Netwind Narcos by about 5 minutes...we both must have dozed off the night before and had no idea what was happening.
by RSNK4 January 11, 2018

by RSNK4 July 30, 2023

Netbiguity

what happens when you cannot hear inflection on the internet. usually results in confusion, lame puns, or lost sarcasm.

1: fucking andy samberg
2: would be pleasurable in more ways than one.
1: NO, not the VERB fucking... it's an adjective!
2: see what i did there? NETBIGUITY
1: ya i c wat u did thar. best biguity ever.

by my real name is Edward September 27, 2010

Netwing

The act of 'wing-manning' an individual, within a professional context, in order to promote their abilities to recruiters, managers or firms.

"`Good Lord! Jacob netwinged the shit out of me last night! I got a first round interview!"

"if it wasn't for Steve's netwinging last night I would not be an incoming analyst"

by Phinance October 9, 2018

Netigeyser

A netigeyser is a spring characterized by an intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently. It is accompanied by the burn of the saline solution you just ingested into your sinus cavities after using your neti pot. As a fairly common phenomenon, the formation of netigeysers is due to particularly severe congestion conditions that exist in your head. Warnings to those around you about the potential of releasing a netigeyser is considered good form.

I sprung a netigeyser when I bent over to pet the doggo.

by TxAgSuz January 15, 2021

netwise

Used to describe someone that was good at using "The Internet" in the early 2000s

Hey man, you're pretty netwise. Think you can help me set up a Google Mail account?

by karabulut June 10, 2016

nitwig

A hilariously weird yet humble human being. Usually laughs at the dumbest things and is super annoying but people love nitwigs

Stop being a Nitwig.

by Urban defined 99 March 2, 2015