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Alb1: Hey, whos that moron bard over there running for tree to tree?
Alb2: I have no idea

Alb 1 hits you for 1000 + 6000, your dead because you suck
nistion by Blank January 14, 2005
Words you can keep

Nictionary 

The dictionary created by rapper Nicki Minaj to educate all her Harajuku Barbies, Ken Barbies and Stud Muffins. She uses words like: Barbie Juice, Surfboard, and Strawberry Shortcake.
Girl 1. "I need some Barbie Juice"

Girl 2. "What is that?"
Girl 1. "Ugh, go look it up!"
Girl 2. *Confused* "Where?"
Girl 1. "In the Nictionary, stupid!"
Nictionary by SassBarbie October 21, 2009

Nigtionary 

A reference tool for crackers to interpret the negro language.
BlackGuy: Man that shirt is hard!
WhiteGuy to Guy2: What the f#@% does that mean?
Guy2: Let me look it up in my nigtionary!
Nigtionary by Kram X El December 2, 2007

Nictionary 

A dictionary created by female rapper Nicki Minaj (the queen of rap) giving definitions of her slang and other words it was available on iPhones,iPod touch and andriod it was created in 2013 didn't appear to be official and is no longer available for download.
'Have you been reading the nictionary?
Nictionary by HarajukuOnika April 2, 2021

daffy-nition 

1)a definition which is incorrectly or confused usage.
2) wrongly defined by someone.
3) or abused with mis-understanding of some one intentions.
his daffy-nition of Religiousness was to continuously pray to a coke machine in the laundry mat.
Simply is A) confused as pimple.
B) defined as crumple.
C) abused as nipples and that is a under-stated mis-understanding of a simple word.
daffy-nition by ok-Doke March 16, 2008

nigtionary 

A website, whether it be urbandictionary.com or just google, that a white guy looks up the definition of words in a song sung by a black guy.
guy 1- in Obsesed Remix, Gucci Mane says catch me in the A with a bad yellow bong. What the hell does that mean?

guy 2- i dont know. go get a nigtionary.
A rich, bold blend of non-fiction and fiction.
My book is niction, a rich bold blend of non-fiction and fiction.
Niction by Melissa Starr April 30, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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