An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.
Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."
Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."
Brian: "Stop saying that!"
Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."
Brian: "Stop saying that!"
by Blank September 28, 2005
An event in which two individuals have their left wrists bound together and are given knives, which they use to cut and stab each other until one admits defeat. The binding of the wrists makes it impossible for one combatant to run from the fight, and also heightens the difficulty of dodging or blocking blows. Knife parties are not for the weak at heart.
by Blank February 16, 2004
"Yo dude, see that guy having a conversation with the garbage can over there? Man is completely sideways, yo."
by blank April 23, 2003
by blank April 23, 2003
A white affluent society full of snobbery, country clubbing, and discrimination. A small town where if you are not white, christian, rich, and bitchy, you will be shunned. Don't forget that if your house is in the township, you are automatically richer and better than everyone living in the borough. Jews are not welcomed. Blacks are not welcomed, and God help you if you are both. A common insult would include "Damn, you just got Jewed." The drug of choice is ecstasy because marijuana is not expensive enough.
by Blank January 17, 2005
by blank March 10, 2021