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daffy-nition 

1)a definition which is incorrectly or confused usage.
2) wrongly defined by someone.
3) or abused with mis-understanding of some one intentions.
his daffy-nition of Religiousness was to continuously pray to a coke machine in the laundry mat.
Simply is A) confused as pimple.
B) defined as crumple.
C) abused as nipples and that is a under-stated mis-understanding of a simple word.
daffy-nition by ok-Doke March 16, 2008
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deffynition 

The definition a person defaults to that is more so a take or spin on the official written word which tends to add flavour and/or character to said 'defined' word's understanding for people locally involved.
"Carol's deffynition on the matter is not the same as yours. Her upbringing and use of Internet memology has caused her to have a slightly different opinion on what you think the definition actually is for the rest of us *here*."

"Kevin's deffynition of sperg not only implies that a person might have Asperger's but also includes the idea of *them* usually trolling streamers on Twitch in a way that garners a streamer's attention, in a spastic sort of sense."

"Urbandictionary.com is at the core of the Internet's play of deffynitions. It's better understood nowadays that there is not only one given definition for everyone and everything at all times."
deffynition by Hybrix July 8, 2021

daffynition 

A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.
Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.

Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.

Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.
daffynition by Downstrike May 23, 2004

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026