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Nissan Altima 

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.
There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.
Nissan Altima by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011

Nissan Altima 

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.
Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .
Nissan Altima by Blu_leef January 19, 2023

nissan altima 

The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.
“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”

“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”
nissan altima by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022
An amazing girl, who is always excited about everything. She likes to try new thing, and enjoys spending time with her friends. She is really pretty, talented and caring.
"We don't deserve Nisan, she is too cool"
Nisan by Cuakqueen September 25, 2018

Nissan Pathfinder 

A very capable four wheel drive driven by mad men with the flex of a brick. The Pathfinder was legendary. Particularly the R51. It was almost as sexy as the driver. Going places no other 4wd can go. Unfortunately in 2013 the R52 came out as a glorified soccer moms car. A sad end to a capable car.
Nissan Pathfinder by Jiggywiggyomg February 11, 2019
Nisanur is eventually one of the sexiest, yet most mysterious and attractive girls you’ll ever come across to. With her glamorous eyes and kissable cherry lips she will make you simp. And by just taking a quick glance at you she will make you fall to your knees.
I think i catched feelings for Nisanur, i mean look at her she’s gorgeous.

Ngl, I think we all find her attractive.
nisanur by itsnatedude May 30, 2020
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