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nippleman 

An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...
"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"
nippleman by johnny chingas April 29, 2009
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nipplegasm 

An orgasm occurring due to stimulation of the nipple; with or without additional stimulation, the term remains the same if the triggering action was nipple play.
Then he grabbed my tits and pinched my nipples; I totally had a nipplegasm.
nipplegasm by BabyJebus June 26, 2010

Nippleage 

Permantly hard or erect nipples
It's not even cold and my girlfriend still has mad nippleage!!!

nipplemuahs

1. After my girlfriend bought me my favorite movie, I gave her lots of nipplemuahs.

2. person one: *hug*
person two: *nipplemuahs*
nipplemuahs by vampirical May 8, 2005

Nipplemoose 

An insult commonly used by secondary school goers. Derived from the Latin 'Mous' meaning a mammal with antlers, and 'Nippelus' a body part that no one has get found a use of, therefore making the person it is directed at a big, hairy, useless, imaginary mammal.
Stop being such a Nipplemoose!
Nipplemoose by Hazzyyyyy Beckyyy December 13, 2010

nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her entire right breast.
Nipplegate provoked a media frenzy.
nipplegate by killswitch1968 February 5, 2004

Nippleage 

Permantly hard or erect nipples which can be seen through articles of clothing.
Man, did you see that nippleage on the hot chick in the pink sweater?
Nippleage by Susan Brecken February 28, 2009