nipplewank

wanking off somebodies nipple.

Girl 1: 'omg that guy has massive burger nips, I wish I could nipplewank him'
Girl 2: 'isn't that a girl you stupid fat bitch'

by shania twain twat October 8, 2011

nippleman

An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...

"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"

by johnny chingas April 29, 2009

Nipplecake

1) A nipplecake is a stupid person/poser at life

Stop being a nipplecake.
If you were not such a nipplecake I would like you better.
I never want to see another nipplecake for the rest of my life.
Denny and Katie are nipplecakes.

by sdissy April 1, 2010

nippleback

A backhand way to describe the group commonly known as Nickelback. No one likes them.

Hey, are you listening to Nippleback? I have no respect for you anymore. And I hate your raspy voice.

by Steve Pohler February 1, 2008

nippleaks

When your nipple juice freezes in to icicles (most likely for women with breast milk) when it is cold

Oooh it's freezing I got the nippleaks

by Curvacious Broccoli June 11, 2018

nipplecakes

appetising breasts

that bird's got some good nipplecakes on her

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

NippleJack

NipplieJack can be used as any word in the english laungauge

that nipplejack is a fucker
put that nipplejack away
keep nipplejackin it
that dumb nipplejack cant find his ass from his face

by Dr.J December 10, 2003