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nipple cat

When you are in the bedroom with a pet and or stray cat and repeatedly rub the cat or cats nipples until they explode.
Ya dude, I nipple catted so hard last night. You should try.
by Chickens love kiwi May 31, 2017
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cat nipple

keshas song
by catnipple February 29, 2020
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nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson accidentally exposed her entire right breast.
Nipplegate provoked a media frenzy.
by killswitch1968 February 5, 2004
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Nipplehat

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.
Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”
by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018
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Nippleatick

When your talking too a friend and say Nippleatick. in which you grab one of your man boobs and smack someone on the head. preferably taking your boob out!
You: "Hey John!" John: "Hi" You: "Nippleatick!!!!!"
John: "what the fuck!?!?"
by The United States Of America November 5, 2010
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nipplectomy

to have one's nipple or nipples removed, either surgically or by other means.
Jennifer flipped out on me when I had a seizure and accidently clamped down on her right tit with my teeth. I really didn't mean to give her a nipplectomy.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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nipplegate

Refers to the scandal of the 2004 Superbowl half-time show where Janet Jackson deliberately exposed her entire right breast.
Conservative wackos went apeshit over nipplegate, because they think seeing a boob will scar children for life.
by LuvBoobies February 7, 2007
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